Paul Alex Briseno

Republicans to teachers:

• No, you can't have money for your schools.
• No, you can't have scholarships to train new teachers.
• No, you can't have pay raises to attract talented people to the profession.
• No, you can't teach cutting edge science and history because its got a "liberal bias."
• No, you can't have decent retirement or health benefits.
• No, you can't have unions that fight for your rights.
• No, you can't open a new school to lower class sizes.
• No, you can't have busing to allow for diverse school populations and increased opportunity for everyone.
• What? What do you mean your kids aren't passing? You must be a shit teacher.